by San Fiera Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:46 am
According to NationStates2:
"The Grand Duchy of San Fiera is a tiny, moderately restrictive nation, remarkable for its tight restrictions on politicians. Its population of 3.96 million comrades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings." The average national tax rate is 37.08%.
Sheep roam the roads dodging cars and amorous farmers. Several (about seven) small, pick-wielding men with a penchant for pale, sleepy women have emigrated here. Lumberjacks have been roaming the streets informing passerbys that they are, in fact, "okay." "X-treme" scooter parks have sprung up around the country. A dozen of the local beauties have file restraining orders against geeky game developers.
The populace is incredibly well-fed by its budding gourmet culture. The country is renowned for being very well-dressed. Only the top percentile of healthy drivers are given the privilege of being organ donors thanks to the abundance of medical supplies. The country has become famous for its well stocked silos of materials feeding industries all that they require. An abundance of energy has turned tales of appliances blinking "12:00" into urban legends. Workers are known for their incredible punctuality thanks to the world-class supply of transportation. More and more elite officers are graduating from military training. The country is known for its new renaissance of entertainment art.
San Fiera's fearless leader resides in the nation's capital of Cidade de Deus, making grand decisions typically with a pet El Pollo Diablo curled-up on the carpet. The official language of San Fiera is Retarded Spanish."
Happening News
# 17 hours ago The training targets of San Fiera's army have been expanded to include saucer-shaped skeet, and spooky-headed waifs to prepare for the anticipated alien invasion.
# 17 hours ago It is illegal for shopkeepers to hand out complementary plastic bags in San Fiera.
# 1 day ago San Fiera's booming software industry is helping to train military crack shots.
# 1 day ago Gambling is very strictly regulated in San Fiera.
# 3 days ago "The government today announced that the ticket costs for all public buildings are due to increase by as much as 50% over the coming weeks," reports SFN. "The Minister for the Arts said that the price hike was "a result of falling attendence. The people don't realise what treasures we have in San Fiera. This should make them value their cultural heritage'. The Minister declined to comment on the possibility that both tourists and San Fiera citizens are simply unable to afford the already high prices."
# 3 days ago Police officers in San Fiera enjoy the finest of gourmet doughnuts.
# 4 days ago Between pyramid schemes and crooked casinos, the citizens of San Fiera have to really watch out for themselves.
# 4 days ago A nice new building - Government Gum Administration Towers - has been erected in the capitol of San Fiera. Inside, accountants work diligently to ensure that gum taxes are enforced, while armies of cleaners issue forth daily to steam clean the streets. Unfortunately, the gum tax isn't sufficient to pay for even the calculators or cleaning carts so the Treasury has to subsidize the efforts of Gum Administration.
# 5 days ago An underground market for prostitute snuff films has sprung up in San Fiera.
CN History:
Aug 2006 - Apr 2007 R.O.C.K. (v.1.0)
Apr 2007 - Aug 2007 GOLD (merger)
Aug 2007 -> R.O.C.K. (v.2.0)